You Know You Went To Clemson If…

This is a variation of a list that circulates around the internet from time to time, with a focus on daily student life at Clemson. Please email or comment below with any suggestions.

  • You know the consequences for entering Calhoun Mansion or walking the President’s Walk before graduation
  • You ate at Harcombe, Schilleter, and Clemson House more than you care to remember
  • You spent more on parking tickets than books
  • You have ever been asked if you were pregnant at Redfern….and you are male
  • You know who/what the Mic Man is
  • You know what time FCA is on Thursday, even if you never went
  • You have complained more than once about walking to the “pit”
  • You know what 656-2222 reaches
  • You know what would happen if the fountain was turned off.
  • Ticket Witch!!!
  • You know what TTT stands for.
  • You know what time the trains come through town
  • You know when and where to cross Bowman field
  • You know the closing song at Tiger Town Tavern
  • You know what it is like to be in a sorority without a house!
  • You know who the Kudzu Kids are
  • You can hum the Tiger Rag
  • You know the correct pronunciation of “Fernow Street”
  • You have sledded in the snow on a dining hall tray
  • You know the unmarked, on-campus disc golf course

One Response to “You Know You Went To Clemson If…”

  1. R. Timmerman Says:

    You know that the sidewalks on top of the Strom Thurman Institute look suspiciously like a rebel flag when viewed from the library.

    You know when and where to find an ultimate game on any day of the week.

    You know where to find Shotgun Alley.

    You know that the port-o-lets around campus are called Little Johns.

    You know the difference between campus security and campus police.

    You got your PHD in the fall of freshman year.

    You’ve been swimming in the fountain.

    You’ve been to Bowman Beach.

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